Lord Maagnus
Tear Collection Service
Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2012.06.13 02:28:00 -
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Everywhere you go in life, you will meet stupid people. There are those who genuinely lack inteligence (i.e. Children) and those who are ignorant (all other stupid people). Penalizing people for popping noobs is completely ********. While I do not specifically target noobs, I will shoot one if one goes red to me. I will shoot a noob as fast as I would shoot anyone else who is red to me. This being said, there is a warning message when someone does something that could potentially cost them their ship. You get one when you go into low-sec. You get one when you attempt to fire on the station in a high-sec system. You also get one when you open a can and attempt to loot the contents when said contents belong to someone else. How about make that warning message huge. Make it the size of the entire screen in huge capital letters that says, "HEY STUPID. IF YOU TAKE THE CONTENTS OF THIS CAN, YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED TO POD YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STATION BECAUSE THE OWNER WILL LIKELY KILL YOUR STUPID ASS BECAUSE YOU ULTIMATELY WILL CLOSE THIS WARNING BOX AND ATTEMPT TO LOOT IT ANYWAYS AND THUS LOSE YOUR SHIP TO THE OWNER OF THIS CAN ONLY SO YOU CAN SUPPLY CCP WITH A CONSTANT INFLUX OF PETITIONS FOR YOUR OWN STUPIDITY. "
Then when they loot that **** anyways, there should be another message that pops up after their ship 'splodes saying, "I TOLD YOU SO YOU STUPID F**K. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A DUMBASS. NOW DOCK UP IN STATION AND GET YOUR NEW ROOKIE SHIP. HAVE A NICE DAY."
I think this will fix the problem. It makes just as much sense as someone who flies their 1 week old character into low-sec with a mammoth because they want to afk mine in a belt. You can't fix stupid people. Let them be stupid, let me kill them, let us all laugh. There are carebears who will disagree with this and someone will try to flame me for it but ultimately I don't care. I don't play in rookie systems but I do stay in Arnon most of the time. I hope I have pissed some of you off while making others laugh. Really though, I f**king mean it. |